Full story..

Cop on horse says to little girl on bike,
“Did Santa get you that?”
“Yes,” replies the little girl.
“Well, tell him to put a reflector light on it next year!”
And he fines her $5.

The little girl looks up at the cop and says,
“Nice horse you’ve got there, did Santa bring you that?”
The cop chuckles and replies,
“Actually, yes, he did!”

The little girl smiles sweetly and says,
“Well, next year, tell Santa the saddle goes on the horse’s back, not the donkey’s!”

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