Chuck moved to Texas and decided he wanted to live the full country life, so he bought a donkey from a local farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the very next day. Chuck was excited, already picturing himself as a real rancher.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The next day, the farmer showed up looking nervous. He scratched his head and said, \u201cI\u2019m sorry, son, but I\u2019ve got bad news. The donkey died.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Chuck frowned for a moment, then said calmly, \u201cWell, just give me my money back then.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The farmer shook his head. \u201cCan\u2019t do that. I already spent the money.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Chuck thought for a second and replied, \u201cAlright then. Just bring me the dead donkey.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The farmer looked confused but did as he was told. A few weeks later, the farmer ran into Chuck in town and asked, \u201cWhatever happened with that dead donkey?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Chuck grinned. \u201cI raffled him off.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cRaffled him off?\u201d the farmer asked. \u201cHow\u2019d you do that?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Chuck said, \u201cI sold 500 tickets at $2 a piece.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The farmer\u2019s jaw dropped. \u201cDidn\u2019t anyone complain?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Chuck smiled wider and said, \u201cJust the guy who won.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cAnd what did you do?\u201d the farmer asked.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Chuck replied, \u201cI gave him his $2 back.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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